HOW TO MAKE SINGLE MARIJUANA BROWNIE IN THE MICROWAVE
Who really has enough weed for a whole batch anyway? I mean I do after the recent harvest, but not enough that I wanna waste it on a whole batch when I only have a total of 3 friends… including my brother… anyway here is a really simple way to make a personal weed dessert in the microwave in 15 minutes! (or even less)
You will need: Weed, butter, coffee filter, and Betty Crocker Warm Delights brownie mix (found at walmart in the baking isle)
Step 1: measure out 1-2 grams of weed. i’ve only done it with 1.6 so far so it’s really up to you.
Step 2: grind it up, pick out the stems and what not.
Step 3: put 2 tablespoons of butter into a small sauce pan and simmer it on low heat.
Step 4: once the butter is melted, dump the ground up weed into the pan. stir it around with a fork and keep it on low heat. it’s done whenever the butter turns brown. be sure not to over cook.
Step 5: pour the mixture into the coffee filter while holding it over the black plastic bowl that comes with the brownie kit.
**update: don’t use a coffee filter! It absorbs a lot of the butter huge waste, try straining using a fork to hold back the mushy weed while pouring it in
Step 6: add the brownie powder and stir. it will be very thick so you may need to add a bit of water.
Step 7: microwave for 45 seconds. check it out and if its still gooey do another 10 seconds. too long can cause the plastic bowl to melt through the bottom so watch out!
Hey guys, so i normally don’t post things like this but my family is dealing with some serious problems right now.
my baby cousin Everett is fighting for his life in the ICU right now because of his horrible excuse for a mother
he was barely 4 months old and had already received a broken arm, broken ribs, shaken baby syndrome, and then his mother raised him up above her head and slammed him into the wood floor causing a SEVERE brain injury. the doctors found new blood on top of old blood on his brain. god only knows what else this monster did to this child.
here is the police report article about the arrest of his mother HERE
There has been a facebook page set up for moral support and status updates about Everett’s condition HERE
my family was originally just accepting money orders/checks and selling t shirts and wristbands to local friends and supporters but it isnt enough.
they finally put together a gofundme account for Everett and I am going to IMPLORE you all to PLEASE donate anything you can, if you can. and if you can’t donate then at least signal boost this and share it with everyone you know GOFUNDME CLICK HERE
Everett was recently making a lot of progress, he was in rehab and speech therapy and was starting to be fed from a bottle again, but the other day things took a turn for the worse and he is in the ICU again with a swollen skull and more fluid on his brain
please please PLEASE boost this and keep my cousin in your thoughts
i seriously cannot thank you all enough in advanced for any shares or donations this may gain
please help save this baby boy
Signal Boosting again! almost 5000 notes and over $3000 donated so far! thanks so much everyone
Everett has been doing well recently. he was moved into a rehab hospital for him to start his very long and hard recovery. Please donate if you can, and if you cannot please reblog this post to help spread the word
Hello again everyone! Please keep spreading the word about Everett! He seems to be somewhat out of the woods right now, but he still has a very long and hard road ahead of him. My family really needs financial help through all of this, so please keep signal boosting this fundraiser and please donate if you are able to! every dollar counts!
“The problem is that humans have victimized animals to such a degree that they are not even considered victims. They are not even considered at all. They are nothing; they don’t count; they don’t matter. They are commodities like TV sets and cell phones. We have actually turned animals into inanimate objects – sandwiches and shoes.” Gary Yourofsky photo via @earthlingmaxime #govegan #vegan #crueltyfree
“When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”
“I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.””
Wow.
Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.
This post went exactly where I expected. Well done.
I won’t shut up. I want this world to be better. I want humans to do better. I don’t want to stand at the end of our days and watch our world burn and say to myself, “if only I had done more.”
"We have calcium in our bones, iron in our veins,
carbon in our souls, and nitrogen in our brains.
93 percent stardust, with souls made of flames,
we are all just stars that have people names."
"You spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth, thinking about how you’ll escape it one day, and how awesome it will be, and imagining that future keeps you going, but you never do it. You just use the future to escape the present."